Hetaliaxreaderlover

                     Once upon a time, a sick little girl named (name) was born. Everything about her was frail. Doctors said she wouldn't live through the first month. Her mother mourned for her daughter who wasn't even in the ground yet, but her father was determined to save the life of his offspring. He was the lead scientist in a top secret human improvement project and he'd do just about anything to keep her alive. Without the knowledge of his daughters doctors or her mother, he injected her with a series of serums from his experiments. Soon the small girl began to show remarkable improvement, living through the first five years of her l

You stood outside the bathroom door while waiting outside for Allen to get out. You were waiting for almost an hour now and you didn't want him to finish all the hot water again. And that's when you heard him singing. "Al, will you quit singing?" you asked him. "What?" "QUIT SINGING! IT'S HORRIBLE!" "GIRL, WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE! MY BALLS AND MY SOUL!" "YOU LAIR! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS!" "WHAT?! I HAVE-" "AL! GET OUT! I NEED TO PEE!" Matthieu joined in. "... YOU GUYS ARE BEING SELFISH!" "AND STOP TAKING SELFIES! NO ONE LIKES THEM!"